12 Days of Christmas, Roadkill Style

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A Mopar from a junkyard

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six cylinders firing
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven hose clamps leaking
Six cylinders firing
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard
 
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight spark plugs fouling
Seven hose clamps leaking
Six cylinders firing
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard


On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine fuses popping
Eight spark plugs fouling
Seven hose clamps leaking
Six cylinders firing
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard


On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten bolts breaking
Nine fuses popping
Eight spark plugs fouling
Seven hose clamps leaking
Six cylinders firing
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven zip ties holding  
Ten bolts breaking
Nine fuses popping
Eight spark plugs fouling
Seven hose clamps leaking
Six cylinders firing
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve months of wrenching
Eleven zip ties holding  
Ten bolts breaking
Nine fuses popping
Eight spark plugs fouling
Seven hose clamps leaking
Six cylinders firing
Five cans of brake clean
Four balding tires
Three burned valves
Two stuck floats and
A Mopar from a junkyard